When Kirk and Bones are running through the red forest at the beginning of Star Trek: Into Darkness, my little brother turned to me and asked if I thought they were sponsored by Twizzlers
I said probably
Me: I want to watch The Voyage Home again.
Mom: You just want to watch Spock swimming with the whales in his underwear again.
Me: ...
so my dad went and saw star trek without me. but he didnt just tell me, oh no, he pops his head into my room and says, “that actor you like, bernadette sourpatch, is an amazing actor”
BERNADETTE SOURPATCH
my thoughts during star trek into darkness:
every single person in the movie: don’t do this thing it’s dangerous, it’ll get you killed, it’ll kill everyone, it can’t be done
kirk: i’m gonna do the thing
- i loved Benedict’s character! he was ruthless and i totally believed that he was good and then he wasn’t and it was amazing
- THE TRIBBLE
- i laughed so much it was amazing. the jokes were great and i loved how the lines were like something that the original characters would say
- chris. pine.
- kirk/spock brotp
- BONES (damn it man i’m a doctor not a torpedo expert)
all in all: 10/10 a very emotional roller coaster (i feel like this bunny)
i can’t wait to go see it again!
The devil he wore such a fine, fine shirt
and it stayed so clean while he dragged me through the dirt.
MY DAD TOLD ME TO CLEAN THE ATTIC A BIT FOR A GARAGE SALE BUT THEN HE WENT OUT AND I FOUND HIS BOXES OF STAR TREK THINGS AND I SCREAMED. I KNOW WHERE I GET MY FANGIRL GENES FROM GUYS. THERE’S LIKE MAGAZINE CLIPPINGS AND 2 FULL BOOKS OF TRADING CARDS AND LIKE 3 FULL CONTAINERS OF NOVELS AND A SHIT LOAD OF OTHER THINGS. IF HE TRIES TO SELL ANY OF THIS STUFF HE’LL HAVE TO PRY IT FROM MY DEAD BODY.
HOLY SDAKHFKJLSGDHJSFGH WANT
I think Benedict did a fantastic job playing Khan. Though the movie didnt tell us when or where Marcus found Khan and the rest of the crew, and it’s never talked about why or when Khan’s blood regenerates so fast (specific to him being a genetically modified “super soldier” of sorts).
I loved…
